A beaver attempt
A burning feeling in your eyes, nose, or throat from trying to seduce a lady and failing so hard, you feel like you’ve been kissed by a fire breathing dragon.
I went south of the border and got hit by a fireball. My eyes felt like they were on fire.
She looked like a hot mess, and I got a nose burn from her bad vibes.
I tried to charm her, but I ended up with a throat burn and a bad case of regret.