A Beast
Milwaukee’s Best Beer, so cheap and strong it’s like drinking a monster’s breath after it just finished a wrestling match with a fire hydrant.
I drank a Beast and then cried in the bathroom. My brother laughed and said, 'That’s what you get.'
My mom bought a Beast for $2 and got drunk on it. My dad got drunk on it too, but he took it from her.
I brought a Beast to school, and my teacher said it was a health hazard.
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