A Beach Girl
A beach girl is a girl who lets anyone lay on her like she’s a sunbath. She smells like a fish market, has crabs in her pants, and by the end of the day you’re begging for a burn cream because you forgot to wear your protection.
Just walked past a beach girl and now my face feels like it's on fire. Thanks, crab lady.
Why do I always forget to wear sunscreen? I'm now the human version of a lobster.
She let my buddy lay on her and now he's got crabs. I'm just trying to live my best life.