A Batt
A batt is like your phone battery, but it’s also a way to say you’re a little bit in love or you just want to wank yourself to sleep.
My phone died, and I felt like a batt because I had no power and no life.
I’m a batt, and I’m just wanking to the beat of my own drum.
She’s a batt because she’s in love with her phone and her ex.