a bape and a year
A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it’s like they were in jail and just got released. You’re still mad they didn’t text you.
Bro: I was in jail for a bape and a year. You didn’t even text me.
Girl: You didn’t come to my birthday. It was a bape and a year.
Friend: I had to wait a bape and a year for your reply. You're dead to me.