a bape and a year
A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it’s like they were in a coma and you just got a bape of their brain.
You: I waited a bape and a year for you to reply. You were in a coma.
Friend: I didn’t come to your party. It was a bape and a year.
Mom: You didn’t call me. It was a bape and a year. You’re a ghost.