A bag of dicks - A way to describe when everything in your life is going wron

A way to describe when everything in your life is going wrong and you're too mad to think straight.

My life is a bag of dicks because I failed my math test and my dog ate my homework.

My mom said my room was a bag of dicks and I screamed.

My friend’s life is a bag of dicks because he got grounded and failed math.