A and P Catholic - These Christians only come to church when there's something

These Christians only come to church when there's something in it for them. Like free stuff. Or a good snack.

Tweet: 'I'm a Catholic only on days when there's free donuts. The rest of the time? I'm a sinner.'

Text: 'If they don't have free candy, I don't need to be saved.'

DM: 'I go to church only if there's a chance I might get a cookie.'