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A350s are women who are 35 and think they’re still young. They’re mad they didn’t get married and they scream about it at every party.
At my cousin’s wedding, the A350 at the table screamed that she would have been the bride.
My friend’s A350 sister texts her every hour about how she’s still hot.
The A350 at my work talks about her ex like he’s the devil.