Q'Vontrae

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Q'Vontrae is a gargoyle shape-shifter who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s got a big head and a bigger ego, and he’s been trying to take over since he was a kid.
Q'Vontrae tried to turn my dog into a chicken. It just turned into a confused chicken.
My mom said Q'Vontrae is just a gargoyle with a bad haircut.
Q'Vontrae showed up at my birthday party and tried to eat my cake. I had to fight him with a fork.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Q'Vontrae is a gargoyle who thinks he rules everything. He’s been stuck in a power struggle with a vampire for centuries, and it’s getting old.
I saw Q'Vontrae arguing with a vampire in the park. It was like a bad reality show.
My teacher said Q'Vontrae is just a gargoyle who can’t take a compliment.
Q'Vontrae tried to take over my video game. I beat him with a sword I found in the closet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Q'Vontrae is a gargoyle who thinks he’s the boss of all things. He’s been trying to rule the world since he learned how to shift shapes, and he’s still not good at it.
Q'Vontrae tried to take over my math test. I failed him instead.
My dad said Q'Vontrae is just a gargoyle who needs a better strategy.
Q'Vontrae showed up during my lunch break and tried to eat my sandwich. I threw it at him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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