Q&D

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Short for 'Quick and Dirty.' People use it to skip real work and just slap something together. It’s like making a sandwich with a hammer.
'We’ll just do it Q&D,' said the boss, who probably doesn’t know what a real sandwich is.
'Q&D' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don’t care if it breaks later.'
He used Q&D to fix the printer. Now it spits out confetti instead of paper.
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Super fast. Like when you finish your lunch before your friend even gets their first bite.
'I got here Q&D,' he said, while still eating his third burger.
She texted me Q&D. I got the message before I even finished my coffee.
He ran to the store Q&D. He got there before his dog did.
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This means someone is so bad, they’ll make your life a living hell. Like a bad roommate who eats your food and leaves a mountain of socks in the hallway.
'He’s Ball Dipping Quality,' said my mom, who now lives in a sock mountain.
That teacher is Ball Dipping Quality. She failed my dog.
Ball Dipping Quality is the only reason I still have a job.
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What happens when a bunch of little dicks grow up and get all powerful. They team up and make the world a better place for other little dicks. They just want you to feel good and maybe get a little extra.
'We are the Dick Squad,' they said, while I was still trying to understand what a 'dick' was.
The Dick Squad came into my office and made me laugh until I cried.
The Dick Squad hit me with a feeling so warm, I forgot my own name.
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