Q Train

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A subway line that takes you from the Upper East Side to Coney Island like it's your job and you're not tired.
My Q Train ride was so smooth, I fell asleep and woke up in Brooklyn.
The Q Train is the only thing keeping me from crying on the way to work.
I took the Q Train and still made it to my date on time. I'm a legend.
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A train that runs from 96th Street to Coney Island and doesn’t care if you’re late for your mom’s funeral.
The Q Train ran me over like I was in the way.
I missed my train because the Q Train was late and I got mad.
The Q Train is the reason I'm always late. It's a conspiracy.
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A train that travels through Manhattan like it owns the place and doesn’t need anyone’s permission.
The Q Train rolled through Manhattan like it was royalty.
I took the Q Train and it didn’t even stop for me. I was that unimportant.
The Q Train is the king of the subway. I’m just the peasant.
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