Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When Goshko gets a golden ticket to heaven and everyone else gets a piece of crap.

Goshko won the lottery and I got stuck with a broken toaster.

Goshko got the last slice of pizza and I had to eat bread.

Goshko got a free car and I got a parking ticket.

2

Goshko's luck is so strong it could punch a hole in the sky.

Goshko found his lost dog and I lost my phone.

Goshko got a raise and I got a demotion.

Goshko passed the test and I failed it.

3

When Goshko is so lucky it’s like God is giving him a high five.

Goshko got a free drink and I had to pay for mine.

Goshko got the best seat and I got stuck in the back.

Goshko got a promotion and I got a warning.

4

Goshko’s luck is so good it makes the devil cry.

Goshko got a new car and I got a flat tire.

Goshko got a date and I got a detention.

Goshko got a raise and I got a pay cut.

5

Goshko’s luck is like a magic potion that only he can drink.

Goshko got a free meal and I had to eat soup.

Goshko got a good grade and I got a bad one.

Goshko got a new job and I got fired.

6

Goshko’s luck is like a superhero’s power, and it’s all his.

Goshko got a new phone and I got a broken one.

Goshko got a free ticket and I had to pay.

Goshko got a new house and I got a leaky roof.