Q-stache

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The reason the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup. Joel Quenneville’s mustache is so legendary, it’s like a curse on every other team.

"That Q-stache got them the Cup. No way I’m letting it go.", A fan at the bar

"I’d trade my soul for that mustache.", A rival player’s text

"Q-stache = magic. No magic = no Cup.", A coach’s tweet

Joel Quenneville’s mustache is so good, it single-handedly beat the whole league. No one else could even touch it.

"That Q-stache is why we won. I’m not even mad.", A player’s Instagram story

"I saw the Q-stache and I knew we’d win.", A fan’s tweet

"That thing is pure god power.", A fan’s DM

The Q-stache is the only reason the Blackhawks won. It’s like a mustache so strong, it could punch a hole in the Cup.

"That mustache is like a superhero. No wonder we won.", A fan’s tweet

"I’d fight anyone who said the Q-stache wasn’t the reason we won.", A player’s text

"That thing is so strong, it could beat the whole league.", A fan’s comment on a video