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A fancy way of telling your boss you just wiped all their data and now you’re stuck explaining it to the customer

My boss said, 'You call that a backup?' I said, 'I thought you liked my backup.'

Customer: 'You lost my data?' Me: 'It’s like a fancy backup.'

I told my boss, 'It’s not a backup. It’s a backup with a five-star review.'

When a fob says 'You're welcome' but you know they're just being polite

Fob: 'You're welcome.' Me: 'You're welcome, but I know you're lying.'

I said, 'Thanks for the fob.' He said, 'You're welcome, but I know you're being sarcastic.'

Fob walked away. I said, 'You're welcome, but I know you're just being polite.'

A place where black people go to eat and everyone else just stares

I went to a restaurant. The only black people there were eating. The others just stared.

My cousin said, 'That’s the best place to eat. Everyone else just stares.'

I walked in. The black people were eating. The white people were staring. I said, 'That’s the best part.'