Q-nips

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Q-nips are saggy, hangy, flappy boobs that come from nursing your kid for like three years straight and then crying in the shower.

My boobs look like two sad wet noodles. Q-nips for life.

I nursing my kid for 3 years and now my boobs look like they're crying. Q-nips confirmed.

My Q-nips are so bad I can’t even wear a bra without it falling off.

Q-nips are like the afterlife of breastfeeding, you get flabby, saggy, and you can see your kid’s future in your stretchy boobs.

My Q-nips are so bad I could make a baby out of them.

I've got Q-nips so bad my shirt is holding up my boobs.

My Q-nips are like a pair of old socks that just won’t quit.

Q-nips are what your boobs become after you nurse your kid for years and then you start yelling at them in the grocery store.

I got Q-nips so bad I yelled at the cereal aisle. It was a family affair.

My Q-nips are so bad I looked like a grandma at a teen party.

My Q-nips are so bad my kid asked if I was a witch.