Q-Job

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A deadly but awesome sex move that’s so wild, they think it’s just a stupid story. Only six people have lived it, and most of them are either crazy or hiding from the government.
My cousin said he saw a Q-job and now he talks to ghosts.
The guy at the bar said he did a Q-job and now he lives in a van.
My uncle said he survived a Q-job and now he eats dirt for fun.
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Blowing a guy’s brains out while sticking your finger up his butt, all while pretending you're in a gay love triangle with a hot dog.
My friend tried a Q-job and now he thinks he’s a chicken.
At the park, a guy did a Q-job and screamed like a banshee.
My mom said she saw a Q-job and now she hates hot dogs.
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When you blow a guy’s brains out and give a hot dog a blow job at the same time, all while pretending it’s a normal B-B-Q.
My neighbor did a Q-job and now he’s friends with a hot dog.
At the B-B-Q, a guy did a Q-job and now he lives in a tree.
My dad said he did a Q-job and now he eats hot dogs for breakfast.
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