q-fetti

Man walked into bar: 'How many niggas does it take to change a lightbulb?' Barkeep says 2. Guy pulls out photo of himself with 3 burning faces. He's q-fetti material.

She said she wanted someone serious, so I told her who was available. She called me the next day like I owned her phone.

White girl slid into his DMs: 'Just met you on IG and already feeling things.' That shit don't get old.

Pussy wants new shoes? Just text the store. She'll be on her back in 10 minutes. That's how you run this shit.

She caught him cheating and confronted him: 'How long?' He said nothing, just pulled out a ring box from his pocket. Woman is q-fetti material.