Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so wasted you think beer pong is a religion and you're the prophet

I drank 12 beers and now I'm the chosen one of the pong gods

My brother tried to play and he's now the apostle of failure

I threw a shoe at the table and it was a holy offering

2

When you're too drunk to tell the difference between a beer pong table and a curse

I sat on the table and it cursed me with a 100-point game

My friend tried to sacrifice a can and it just exploded

I yelled at the cups and they started whispering back

3

When you play beer pong so hard you think you're in a battle for the soul of the table

I threw every ball like it was the last one on Earth

The table was trembling from my rage

I called the cups 'enemies' and I was going to conquer them all

4

When you're so drunk you think beer pong is a sport and you're the best athlete ever

I did a backflip and still made a shot

I ran around the table like it was a track

I yelled 'goal!' after every single ball went in

5

When you're so wasted you think beer pong is a magic spell and you're the wizard

I chanted 'pong pong pong' and the balls obeyed me

I waved my hands and the cups started dancing

I cast a spell and my friend's shot went through the table

6

When you're so drunk you think beer pong is a game show and you're the contestant

I shouted 'I will not be eliminated!' and threw a ball

I said 'I accept the challenge!' and missed every shot

I yelled 'I'm the champion!' and the table said 'No, you're not'