Q-berry

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A boy who thinks he’s a man but still has the brain of a confused chicken and the body of a wet sock.

"Man, I just graduated, I’m a man now," he said, still wearing his pajamas.

"He tried to flirt with my mom, and it was like watching a cat try to ride a bicycle," said my sister.

He still thinks pizza is a side dish, not a meal.

A guy who thinks he’s cool but still has the face of a raccoon who just got hit by a bus.

He tried to act tough at the prom, but he tripped over his own shoelaces.

He still calls his mom every day and asks for money for snacks.

He tried to text me, but it was just emojis and bad grammar.

A guy who thinks he’s a legend but still has the brain of a goldfish who forgot where the bowl was.

He tried to start a band, but it was just him singing and his dog barking.

He still thinks he’s the best at video games, even though he lost to my little brother.

He tried to impress his crush by doing a pull-up, but he fell off the bar.