p.woke

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A liberal feminist who’s so deep in their own nonsense they think they’re enlightened while their brains are stuck in a sewer.

I’m woke enough to know my own stupidity is a superpower.

My feminism is so loud it drowned out my common sense.

I’m not just woke, I’m the whole damn coffee shop.

A liberal feminist who thinks they’re the first person to ever be confused and decided to broadcast it on social media.

I got woke so hard my followers got dizzy.

I’m not woke, I’m the woke version of a loudmouth.

My confusion is so woke it has its own Twitter account.

A liberal feminist who’s so full of their own nonsense they think they’re a prophet and everyone else is just slow.

I’m not woke, I’m the messiah of modern nonsense.

My nonsense is so woke it has a side hustle.

I got so woke I forgot how to breathe.