p*wink

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When you rub your junk like a greasy pizza because you're too lazy to get a real snack.

I was p*winking in the bathroom during math class.

He p*winked so hard he woke up the neighbor's dog.

She p*winked during the Zoom meeting and forgot to turn off her camera.

A fancy way of saying you're jerking off like you're trying to win a race.

I p*winked in my car while waiting for the bus.

He p*winked during the movie and didn't even notice.

She p*winked in the library and got a warning from the librarian.

When you're so obsessed with your own junk you forget about everything else.

I was p*winking in the kitchen and burned my toast.

He p*winked during the family dinner and spilled his soda.

She p*winked in the hallway and bumped into a teacher.

A dirty habit that turns your brain into a melty ice cream cone.

I p*winked during science class and got caught by the teacher.

He p*winked in the car and yelled at the radio.

She p*winked during the test and got a zero.