P&V B&B

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When you’re stuck with no place to sleep and you beg someone else to let you crash in their hotel room. Works best with drunks at a party or people who booked a room for a stupid reason. Tell your friends to go stay at the P&V B&B and watch them suffer.
My cousin’s house is full, so I’m crashing at the P&V B&B. Your room is better than my floor.
The hen do is at my place, so I’ve got to go stay at the P&V B&B. This is the worst.
You said you had a hotel room, so I’m staying at the P&V B&B. Don’t make me sleep on a bench.
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A sneaky way to get out of a sleepover when you're too lazy to go home. You just tell someone else you’ve got a room at the P&V B&B and hope they believe you. If they don’t, you’re stuck in a group chat arguing about it.
I’m not coming home tonight. I’ve got a room at the P&V B&B. Don’t even ask.
I’m at the P&V B&B. You’re not getting me back home tonight.
I’m staying at the P&V B&B. You’re not coming over. I’m not coming over.
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A desperate move when you’re out of rooms and all your friends are staying at your place. You challenge them to go to the P&V B&B and hope they’re too tired to argue. If they are, you win. If not, you’re in for a long night.
You’ve got 8 people staying at your place. I’m going to the P&V B&B. Enjoy your floor.
You’re staying at my place. I’m going to the P&V B&B. You’re not getting me back home.
You’re the one with the room. I’m going to the P&V B&B. You’re the one who’s stuck.
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