p.u.s.f.

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It’s when you’re so horny you’re about to explode and you can’t wait for the weekend.

I’ve been P. U. S. F. since Monday. I’m not even joking.

He texted me ‘I can’t take it anymore’ at 2 a. m. and I knew he was P. U. S. F.

She walked by me in the hallway and now I’m P. U. S. F. again.

It’s when your pants feel like they’re about to catch fire because you’re too busy thinking about sex.

I was eating lunch and suddenly I was P. U. S. F. because of a boy in my class.

He said he was P. U. S. F. after seeing his crush in the cafeteria.

I texted my friend ‘I’m P. U. S. F. again’ after seeing a guy in a tight shirt.

It’s when your brain is full of junk food and sexual thoughts and you can’t focus on anything.

I failed my math test because I was too P. U. S. F. to pay attention.

She said she was P. U. S. F. after watching a movie with a hot guy.

He was P. U. S. F. and texted me a picture of a pizza and said it was ‘sex food’.

It’s when you’re so hot and bothered you can’t even think straight.

He got P. U. S. F. after seeing his crush in the gym.

I was P. U. S. F. and texted my friend ‘I can’t take it anymore’.

She was P. U. S. F. and skipped class to go to the bathroom.

It’s when your brain is like a pizza that’s too hot and you can’t eat it.

He said he was P. U. S. F. after seeing a guy eat pizza in the cafeteria.

She got P. U. S. F. and texted me ‘I can’t think straight’.

He was P. U. S. F. and started drawing hearts in his notebook.

It’s when you’re so full of sexual thoughts you can’t even breathe properly.

He was P. U. S. F. and started hyperventilating in class.

She said she was P. U. S. F. after seeing her crush at the mall.

I got P. U. S. F. and started talking to my friend about it during lunch.