P.T.T.P.S.D.

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When you start to poop and the toilet paper is gone and you feel like you’re gonna die in the most embarrassing way ever.

You’re on a date and you hear a loud *crunch* from the bathroom. It was you.

You pooped on the floor and your dog ran in like it was a warzone.

You had to use a napkin and your mom saw it on Instagram.

The panic when you’re on the toilet and the tp is gone and you’re like *why did I come here?*

You’re in a restaurant and you have to use a paper towel. It’s a disgrace.

You pooped in the sink and your coworker asked if you were sick.

You tried to use your shirt and it didn’t help.

When you’re pooping and you have no tp and you feel like you're gonna explode and it’s the worst thing ever.

You used a magazine and it was *The National Enquirer*.

You pooped on the floor and your kid walked in like it was a new toy.

You had to use a pizza box and it was still greasy.

That moment when you’re on the toilet and you realize there’s no tp and you’re just gonna have to live with it.

You used a sock and it was your favorite one.

You pooped on the floor and your dog ate it.

You tried to wipe with your hand and it was like a horror movie.

When you start to poop and there’s no tp and you’re like *this is it* and you’re gonna be stuck forever.

You used a tissue and it was the last one in the house.

You pooped on the floor and your boss walked in like it was a meeting.

You had to use a towel and it was still damp.

The total breakdown when you’re on the toilet and there’s no tp and you’re just like *why me?*

You used a receipt and it was from your mom’s grocery list.

You pooped on the floor and your dog peed on it.

You had to use your pants and it was the worst.