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When two guys make plans but both forget and end up doing nothing

Planned to hang out but both went to sleep and never showed up.

Told each other they'd meet at the mall but both went home and watched Netflix.

Agreed to go to the park but both got distracted by their phones and never left their rooms.

Two guys who promise to do stuff but always back out like they’re afraid of their own lives

Said they’d go to the gym but both got distracted by their snacks and never showed up.

Told each other they’d beat up the mailman but both ran away when they saw him.

Promised to go on a road trip but both fell asleep before the car even started.

Two men who talk about doing stuff but never actually do it, like they’re both pretending they’re cool

Talked about going to the movies but both forgot about it and stayed home.

Said they’d eat spicy food but both got scared and ordered pizza instead.

Planned to get a tattoo but both chickened out and kept their boring skin.

Two guys who make plans like they’re important but both end up doing nothing

Agreed to go to the beach but both got stuck in traffic and never made it.

Told each other they’d go to the concert but both fell asleep and missed it.

Planned to play video games together but both got distracted by their phones and never started.

Two men who say they’re going to do stuff but both end up doing nothing because they’re too lazy

Said they’d go to the gym but both got distracted by their snacks and never showed up.

Told each other they’d go to the store but both fell asleep and never left their rooms.

Promised to go on a road trip but both got distracted by their phones and never started.

Two guys who talk about doing stuff but both end up doing nothing, like they’re both fake

Told each other they’d go to the movies but both got distracted by their phones and never showed up.

Said they’d go to the park but both fell asleep and never left their rooms.

Planned to go to the gym but both got distracted by their snacks and never showed up.