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The cringe you feel when you finish jacking off to someone or something that makes you feel like a loser.
After watching that guy’s TikTok dance, I felt like I had a stomach full of shame.
I came to a meme about cats and felt like my soul died.
I jacked off to my boss’s Instagram and now I’m scared to see him.
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The embarrassment when you finish jacking off to someone or something that’s so bad it makes you question your life choices.
I jacked off to a YouTube ad and now I feel like I wasted 10 minutes of my life.
I came to a video of my ex’s new dog and now I’m crying in my cereal.
I watched a guy get yelled at by a chicken and now I feel like I made a mistake.
3
The shame you feel after jacking off to someone or something so low it makes you want to hide under a couch.
I came to my neighbor’s Facebook post and now I want to disappear.
I jacked off to a guy’s rant about his mom and now I feel like a failure.
I watched a video of a kid eating a whole pizza and now I’m ashamed of myself.
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When you finish jacking off to someone or something so bad it leaves you feeling like you’ve been kicked by life.
I jacked off to a TikTok of a guy singing and now I feel like I’ve been kicked by life.
I came to my cousin’s Instagram and now I feel like I’ve made a mistake.
I watched a guy get yelled at by a chicken and now I feel like I’ve been kicked by life.
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The guilt you feel after jacking off to someone or something that makes you feel like a complete idiot.
I jacked off to a YouTube ad and now I feel like a complete idiot.
I came to my mom’s Facebook and now I feel like I’ve embarrassed myself.
I watched a guy get yelled at by a chicken and now I feel like I’ve been kicked by life.
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