p'titties

My cousin’s p'titties are so small, I think they’re hiding from the world.

He called my p'titties 'the size of a chicken nugget.' I told him to shut up.

I saw her p'titties and thought, 'those are the titties of a baby.'

He said my p'titties looked like they were from the 90s. I said, 'So what? I’m a classic.'

My p'titties got called ‘the size of a pigeon’s foot.’ I told him to go eat a sandwich.

She said my p'titties were like ‘titties for people who hate attention.’ I said, 'That’s me.'