p'tato

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a speed-drenched insult that sounds like "potato" but hits harder than a middle schooler on a sugar high.

"You're a p'tato, and I'm gonna mash you."

"He ran into the room like a p'tato with a death wish."

"Don't talk to me, I'm a p'tato in a world of onions."

when you say "potato" so fast it sounds like a curse from the devil himself.

"I'm gonna throw you out the window like a p'tato."

"She said p'tato so fast, I thought she cursed me."

"He ate the whole bag of chips like a p'tato on a mission."

a rude shortcut for "potato" that makes your mom cry and your teacher scream.

"You're a p'tato, and I'm gonna fry you."

"He talked so fast, it was like a p'tato storm."

"Don't you dare call me a p'tato in front of my mom."

a loud, profane way to say "potato" that sounds like you're yelling at a hot dog.

"You're a p'tato, and I'm gonna throw you in the deep fryer!"

"He said p'tato so loud, the whole class shut up."

"I'm not a p'tato, I'm a king of the fries!"

a dirty, quick way to say "potato" that makes your dad blush and your dog run away.

"You're a p'tato and I'm gonna beat you with a spoon."

"She said p'tato so fast, it sounded like a swear word."

"He ran like a p'tato with a bullet in his foot."