Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human trash can who thinks they're a king and eats your feelings for breakfast.

He stole my lunch money and called me a weakling.

He sent a DM saying, 'You’re just a sad kid who needs a hug.'

He walked into the classroom and yelled, 'I am the chaos!'

2

A walking disaster who talks to pigeons and thinks you're the enemy.

He told the pigeons to attack me during lunch.

He said, 'You’re the reason I hate Mondays.'

He drew a mustache on my face with a marker and laughed like a maniac.

3

A weirdo who wears socks with sandals and thinks your life is a joke.

He wore socks with sandals and said, 'You’re the punchline.'

He told my mom I was a 'disaster in disguise.'

He showed up at my birthday party and tried to juggle my snacks.

4

A human tornado who thinks your brain is a snack and eats it for fun.

He said, 'Your brain is the best snack ever.'

He threw my math test in the air and laughed.

He came to my house and ate my pizza like it was a trophy.

5

A guy who thinks he’s a superhero and uses your mistakes as fuel.

He said, 'Your mistake is my superpower.'

He dressed up as a superhero and yelled at me in the hallway.

He turned my bad grade into a 'villain’s defeat.'

6

A monster who wears a hat and thinks you’re a silly little kid.

He wore a hat and said, 'You’re just a silly kid.'

He laughed at my homework like it was a joke.

He brought a hat to school and called me a 'hat failure.'