P.Santoro

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A faget who can't count to ten without tripping over their own feet. They buy giant shorts that look like they were made for Shaq's butt and act like they know all the rap songs ever made, even though they can't remember the words.
DM: 'I bought these shorts for $500 and now I think I'm a rapper.'
Text: 'I tried to count my cash and now I'm crying in the hallway.'
Tweet: 'I think I know the words to 'Black and Yellow'... maybe.'
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A total mess who can't add up their own money. They wear shorts that are way too big and pretend they know every rap song ever made, even though they sing the wrong words.
Text: 'I bought these shorts and now I'm trying to be a rapper.'
Tweet: 'I sang 'Numb' like it was 'Bleeding Me' and no one noticed.'
DM: 'I counted my cash and now I'm broke and confused.'
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A loser who can't do basic math. They wear huge shorts that look like they were bought for Shaq and think they know every rap song, even though they mess up every single word.
Tweet: 'I tried to rap and I made a mess of the lyrics.'
Text: 'I bought these shorts and now I'm trying to be a rapper.'
DM: 'I counted my money and now I'm confused and broke.'
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A total disaster who can't count their own money. They wear shorts that look like they were bought for Shaq and think they know all the rap songs, even though they mess them up every time.
Text: 'I sang 'Numb' like it was 'Bleeding Me' and no one noticed.'
Tweet: 'I bought these shorts and now I think I'm a rapper.'
DM: 'I counted my cash and now I'm broke and confused.'
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A complete mess who can't do math and wears giant shorts like they were made for Shaq. They act like they know every rap song but sing the words wrong every time.
Tweet: 'I tried to rap and I made a mess of the lyrics.'
Text: 'I bought these shorts and now I think I'm a rapper.'
DM: 'I counted my money and now I'm confused and broke.'
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