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A faget who can't count to ten without tripping over their own feet. They buy giant shorts that look like they were made for Shaq's butt and act like they know all the rap songs ever made, even though they can't remember the words.
DM: 'I bought these shorts for $500 and now I think I'm a rapper.'
Text: 'I tried to count my cash and now I'm crying in the hallway.'
Tweet: 'I think I know the words to 'Black and Yellow'... maybe.'