Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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P. S.1 is a charter school in Denver run by a guy named Rex Brown. It used to be good, but now it's full of losers, druggies, and kids who can't sit still for five minutes.

"I walked into P. S.1 and immediately wanted to vomit."

My kid came home crying because he had to fight three guys in the hallway.

The school is like a prison for kids who don't want to be there.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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P. S.1 lets in any kid who fails, smokes weed, or acts like a total mess. The teachers are good, but the students are a disaster.

My son got in because he failed algebra and wears eyeliner.

The school let in a kid who brings a knife to lunch.

They let in a girl who talks to her pet rat during math class.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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P. S.1 is a nightmare with only three toilets and a building that looks like it was hit by a grenade.

I peed on the floor because there were no toilets available.

The building smells like a hot dog stand after a fight.

The janitor only shows up once a month.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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P. S.1 is so bad that even the computers are broken and print out porn.

My kid got a printout of a naked man during math class.

The printer at P. S.1 is like a porn star on a bad day.

I tried to print my essay and got a picture of a guy wearing a banana.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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P. S.1 makes it nearly impossible to graduate because the credits are useless.

My kid got 100 credits but they didn't count for college.

The school system is like a joke.

You can get a degree from P. S.1, but it doesn't help you anywhere.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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P. S.1 has the worst test scores because the teachers don't teach anything useful.

The kids can't even do basic math.

The teacher says 'We're not doing tests today.'

The school is like a math class with no math.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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When you walk into P. S.1, you yell out loud because the smell is so bad.

I screamed when I walked into the building.

The kids start yelling as soon as they see the entrance.

You can smell the trash from the hallway.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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P. S.1 is so bad that even the new dean is a total jerk.

The new dean lies to parents and kicks kids out for no reason.

He searches kids for drugs and doesn't even have a warrant.

The dean is like a bad teacher with a badge.

by Slangipedia 6d ago