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When you pray to God and pretend you believe in positive thoughts

I prayed to God my math test was easy. Then I said positive thoughts. Both were lies.

Prayed for a good grade. Positive thoughts about passing. Still failed.

Prayed for pizza. Positive thoughts about salad. Got pizza. Still hated salad.

A fake way to feel better when everything is going to hell

Prayed for my dog. Positive thoughts about my cat. Dog died. Cat laughed at me.

Prayed for a date. Positive thoughts about being single. Got a date. Still hated being single.

Prayed for my life. Positive thoughts about my death. Life got worse. Death was still coming.

When you talk to God and then lie to yourself

Prayed for a good day. Then lied to myself it was good. It was terrible.

Prayed for a good grade. Then lied to myself it was good. Got an F.

Prayed for a good weekend. Then lied to myself it was good. Spent it crying in a bathroom.

A bad excuse for not doing your work

Prayed for my essay. Positive thoughts about it. Still got a D.

Prayed for my homework. Positive thoughts about it. Still had to do it.

Prayed for my test. Positive thoughts about it. Still failed.

When you talk to God and then pretend you believe in good things

Prayed for a good day. Pretended I believed in good things. It was still bad.

Prayed for a good grade. Pretended I believed in good things. Got a bad grade.

Prayed for pizza. Pretended I believed in salad. Got pizza. Still hated salad.