Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is too dumb to keep their job but still gets a raise because the boss is a moron.

My boss gave me a raise even though I failed the test.

He got promoted after he spilled coffee on the client.

She kept her job after she yelled at the printer.

2

When your brain is so full of trash it can’t think straight anymore.

I couldn’t think straight after eating six tacos.

He was too high to finish his homework.

She got distracted by her cat and forgot the test.

3

When you’re so lazy you can’t even do your own problems.

He didn’t do his math homework because he was too tired.

She forgot to answer the question because she was asleep.

He copied the answer but still got it wrong.

4

When you’re so confused you think the question is asking for your soul.

I thought the math question was asking for my soul.

He answered the question with his feelings.

She cried because the math was too hard.

5

When you try to solve a problem but it’s like trying to catch a fish with a spoon.

I tried to solve the problem but it was like fishing with a spoon.

He used a spoon to eat the question.

She tried to catch the answer with a fork.

6

When your brain is so broken you can’t even count to ten without crying.

I cried because I couldn’t count to ten.

He broke down when he saw the numbers.

She had a meltdown over the math test.