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When Pat and Paul ambush you on a bike ride and force you into a secret spot to make the P&P sandwich. They dump gross energy gels and poop all over your bibs, then strip naked and jump on you like a pile of farts. You end up covered in goo while they shout nonsense and ride off like they won the race.
They pulled me into a bush and started yelling 'P&P sandwich!' while throwing gel at my face.
Paul pooped in my bib and said it was 'the best part of the sandwich.'
I had to ride home with Pat sitting on my back like a dirty kid.