p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.

I saw the p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. eating a sandwich at 3 a. m. in the lobby

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. just texted me a picture of their dinner and it looked like a crime scene

I told the p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. they were ugly and they cried

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. showed up to the party in pajamas and no shoes

I heard the p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. screaming at a vending machine

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to tell a joke and it was worse than a math test

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. got fired for wearing a hat inside

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. called their mom a donut and then cried

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to dance and it looked like a war zone

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to save the day by throwing a chair

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. screamed at the mailman like he owed them money

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and their hair

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. took a nap during a meeting and snored like a bear

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to be cool and just said 'whatever' to everything

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to be funny and just said 'hello' to everyone

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. took a selfie with a pigeon and called it a masterpiece

The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. cried in the hallway and no one knew why