p'oreo

My cousin's a p'oreo. He looks like a cracker who got kicked out of a taco truck.

She said I was a p'oreo because I forgot to bring empanadas to the party.

My mom calls my brother a p'oreo because he only speaks English and thinks Spanish is a curse.

My teacher said I was a p'oreo because I flunked math but passed Spanish.

My friend’s a p'oreo. He can’t decide if he wants a burrito or a sandwich.

My dog’s a p'oreo. It barks at the mailman but eats tacos.

My uncle’s a p'oreo. He’s got a cracker face but a Puerto Rican soul that won’t shut up.

She said I was a p'oreo because I got a C+ in English and an A in Spanish.

My neighbor’s a p'oreo. He sings reggaeton but still eats hot dogs for breakfast.