Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The curse of Neville Longbottom that makes you want to punch a wall

I got P. O. N. L and I'm still crying about it

That test was P. O. N. L, I failed it twice

My mom said I had P. O. N. L when I spilled cereal on my shirt

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When Neville Longbottom's bad luck rubs off on you like a nasty rash

My dog got P. O. N. L and ran away from a vacuum cleaner

I had P. O. N. L and my math homework ate my pencil

My dad said I got P. O. N. L when I tripped into a cake

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The reason why Neville Longbottom is the worst and you are now the worst too

I got P. O. N. L and my shoes fell apart

My teacher said I had P. O. N. L when I failed the spelling test

I got P. O. N. L and my cat ran away from a broom

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Neville Longbottom’s evil magic that turns your day into a disaster

My breakfast got P. O. N. L and it exploded

I had P. O. N. L and my dog bit my math book

I got P. O. N. L and my shoes started talking

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The punishment Neville Longbottom gives you for being his friend

I got P. O. N. L and my lunch was stolen by a ghost

My friend got P. O. N. L and his pencil turned into a frog

I had P. O. N. L and my backpack was full of spiders

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Neville Longbottom’s dirty trick to make you suffer

I got P. O. N. L and my math test turned into a dragon

My sister got P. O. N. L and her socks turned into snakes

I had P. O. N. L and my pencil started screaming