P.O.B syndrome

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When your nuts are screaming from being hard for three hours in your pants because the girl is too lazy to touch your meat
My balls feel like they're on fire and I'm still waiting for her to finally notice I'm here.
I've been rockin' a hard-on for three hours and she's still on her phone.
I'm like a walking erection and she's ignoring me like I'm not real.
2
When your junk is so hard it’s like it’s trying to escape your pants and the girl is too selfish to let it
I've been holding it in for so long my pants are about to explode.
My junk is trying to break free and she's still texting her ex.
I’ve been stiff for three hours and she's still not even looking at me.
3
When you're stuck with a mega boner and the girl is too cheap to give you a little love
I’ve been hard for three hours and she’s still not even close to touching me.
My boner is about to die from lack of love and she’s still on her phone.
I'm like a statue of a hard-on and she's ignoring me like I'm not real.
4
When your nuts are dying from being hard for three hours and the girl is too lazy to help
My balls are about to quit and she’s still on her phone.
I’ve been stiff for three hours and she’s still not even looking at me.
I'm like a walking erection and she's too lazy to touch me.
5
When you're holding a mega boner for three hours and the girl is too selfish to let it live
My junk is dying and she’s still texting her ex.
I've been rockin' a hard-on for three hours and she’s still on her phone.
I'm like a statue of a boner and she’s too selfish to touch me.
6
When your nuts are screaming and the girl is too cheap to give you a little love
My balls are screaming and she's still on her phone.
I've been hard for three hours and she’s still not even close to touching me.
I'm like a walking erection and she's too cheap to help.
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