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A person who eats p00nis like it’s their last meal and they’re dying of hunger.

My cousin eats p00nis in the park like it’s a buffet.

That guy ate p00nis on a bus and didn’t stop until the bus driver yelled at him.

She eats p00nis in the middle of a Zoom call and doesn’t even care.

P00nis is the dirtiest word for poonis, like when your grandma’s sock smells like a dead rat.

My brother called my p00nis a ‘dirtbag’ and got yelled at.

She said my p00nis was the worst she’d ever seen, and she’s 90.

He called my p00nis a ‘toxic waste dump’ and I laughed until I cried.

P00ntangclaN! is when you’re so mad at p00nis that you scream it like it just stole your lunch money.

He screamed p00ntangclaN! in the grocery store and got kicked out.

She yelled p00ntangclaN! during a movie and the theater shut off the lights.

My dog barked p00ntangclaN! and scared the mailman.