p.m.w.j.

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Pre Mature Weiner Juice is when you're too early to even think about peeing.

My cousin peed in the pool at 10 a. m. He was P. M. W. J. and didn't care.

I woke up at 7 a. m. and had to pee. That's P. M. W. J. at its finest.

He got P. M. W. J. and peed on the floor during breakfast.

P. M. W. J. is like being a kid who pees before the school day starts.

She peed in the hallway before first period. Total P. M. W. J. moment.

He had P. M. W. J. and peed in the principal's office.

My brother got P. M. W. J. and peed in his pants during math class.

P. M. W. J. is when you pee before your brain is even awake.

He peed in the shower at 6 a. m. That's P. M. W. J. for sure.

She had P. M. W. J. and peed on the dog.

I got P. M. W. J. and peed on the floor during breakfast.