Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pointy, tube-like man boobs that make you look like a sad hot dog with no sauce.

My P'moobs are so big, my shirt looks like it’s in a fight.

I tried to hide my P'moobs under a hoodie, but it just looked like I was wearing a tent.

My P'moobs are so bad, my mom said I should’ve been born a woman.

2

Man boobs that are so sharp, they could cut your face if you got too close.

My P'moobs are like daggers in a vest.

I looked in the mirror and my P'moobs were giving me the finger.

My P'moobs are so pointy, I think I can use them to stab people.

3

Man boobs that are like cones made of meat, and they’re not even wearing pants.

My P'moobs are so conical, they look like they’re trying to be a dessert.

I wore a t-shirt to the gym, and my P'moobs looked like they were doing a karate chop.

My P'moobs are so cone-shaped, I think they're trying to be a pizza.

4

Man boobs that are like tubes of spaghetti, and they’re making your shirt look like it’s been through a war.

My P'moobs are so tubular, I look like I’ve been in a pasta factory.

My shirt is fighting my P'moobs, and it’s losing.

My P'moobs are so tube-like, I could use them to drink beer.

5

Man boobs that are so weird, they look like they were made by a confused alien.

My P'moobs are like something from a sci-fi movie.

I think my P'moobs are trying to communicate with aliens.

My P'moobs look like they were designed by a kid with no idea what he was doing.

6

Man boobs that are so bad, they could make a clown cry.

My P'moobs are so sad, they look like they’re about to cry.

I walked into a room and my P'moobs made the clown cry.

My P'moobs are so bad, I think they’re trying to be a joke.