P.M.H.P.

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Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky is when you’re too busy screwing around to remember you’re supposed to be married. It’s like cheating but with more drama and less pants.

My mom called my dad 'P. M. H. P.' after he texted my aunt at 2 a. m.

My sister’s boyfriend got called P. M. H. P. because he was with his ex at the mall.

My teacher said our class was doing P. M. H. P. because we all got distracted by the new student.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P. M. H. P. means you’re so horny you forget you’re already married. It’s like a cheat slip but with more sweat and less dignity.

My dad got called P. M. H. P. because he was with his coworker at the bar.

My uncle’s wife said he was P. M. H. P. because he was messaging his mistress during work.

My friend’s mom called her dad P. M. H. P. because he was with his boss’s wife.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P. M. H. P. is when you’re too busy having fun to remember you’re supposed to be faithful. It’s like a cheat but with more giggles and less guilt.

My cousin got called P. M. H. P. because she was with her boyfriend’s friend at the concert.

My neighbor’s husband was P. M. H. P. because he was with his coworker at the office party.

My friend’s dad got called P. M. H. P. because he was with his ex at the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 6d ago