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When a guy loses his load before the first round is even finished. It’s like he’s already done and the game hasn’t started yet.
Bro just pulled out the condom and came like a rookie in a big game.
He started sweating and moaning before I even touched him.
He came so fast I didn’t even get to say ‘hello’ yet.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy’s nuts go off before the first play. It’s like he’s been waiting all day for this moment and it’s over in a flash.
He came before I even got my pants down. It was like he had a trigger on his head.
He was so excited he came while putting on the condom. Like it was a magic trick.
He finished before the match even started. What was the point?
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When a guy’s load goes out faster than a kid runs to the candy store. No warning. No mercy. Just a quick blast and done.
He came so fast I didn’t even get a chance to breathe.
He shot his load before I finished saying ‘hello’.
He came before the song even started. Like he had a remote control.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy’s nuts pop out before the first play. It’s like he had a timer and it went off in 2 seconds.
He came before the match even started. Like he had a remote control.
He finished before I even got my shirt off. What was the point?
He came so fast I didn’t even get to say ‘hi’.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When a guy loses his load before the first play. It’s like he had a hidden button and he pressed it before the game even started.
He came so fast I didn’t even get to say ‘hello’.
He finished before I even got my pants down. It was like he had a remote control.
He shot his load before the song even started. Like he had a timer.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy’s nuts go off before the first play. It’s like he had a hidden button and he pressed it before the match even started.
He came before the match even started. Like he had a remote control.
He finished before I even got my shirt off. What was the point?
He came so fast I didn’t even get to say ‘hi’.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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