P.m. Sausage

My sister tried to cook sausages at 9pm and turned the kitchen into a fire zone

9pm sausage time is just my sister crying over burnt meat

I came home to a smoke-filled kitchen and my sister yelling 'I hate sausages!'

She yelled at the sausage like it owed her money

My sister threw the sausage at the wall because it wouldn’t cook

She called the sausage ‘a traitor’ at 9pm

My sister cooked sausages at 9pm and woke up the entire neighborhood

I was dreaming about pizza when my sister started cooking sausages

At 9pm, my sister turned my peaceful night into a sausage nightmare