P.M. Pussy

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A woman so ugly that her man only calls when the world is asleep, like he’s trying to avoid getting caught with her. She’s only good for late-night farts and quickie sex when no one else is watching.

Text: "Hey babe, I’m coming over... maybe."

DM: "Don’t wake the neighbors, I’m just here for the meat and potatoes."

Tweet: "He only calls me when the moon is full and the cops are on break."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A woman who’s only worth a call when the clock hits 10 and the coffee is cold. Her man’s too embarrassed to be seen with her during the day, so he waits till everyone’s in bed.

Text: "I’m here, but don’t tell my mom."

DM: "I’m not coming in, I’m just throwing meat at your wall."

Tweet: "He only calls me when the sun goes to bed."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A woman so bad-looking that her man only calls her when it’s too late to care. He’s too ashamed to be seen with her in public, so he hides in her bedroom like a scared kid.

Text: "I’m coming over... maybe."

DM: "Don’t make noise, I’m just here for the meat."

Tweet: "He calls me at midnight like it’s a job interview."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A woman who only gets called when the world is quiet. Her man’s too afraid to be seen with her in the day, so he hides in the bedroom and hopes no one sees him.

Text: "I’m coming over... maybe."

DM: "I’m not here to talk, I’m here to eat meat."

Tweet: "He only calls me when the world goes to sleep."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A woman so ugly her man only calls her when the whole city is asleep. He’s too ashamed to be seen with her during the day, so he hides in the bedroom and hopes no one sees him.

Text: "I’m coming over... maybe."

DM: "I’m not here to talk, I’m here to eat meat."

Tweet: "He only calls me when the moon is full and no one is watching."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A woman who only gets called late because her man is too ashamed to be seen with her during the day. He hides in the bedroom and hopes no one sees him.

Text: "I’m coming over... maybe."

DM: "I’m not here to talk, I’m just here to eat meat."

Tweet: "He only calls me when the world is quiet."

by Slangipedia 6d ago