P.List

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the full list of all the ass you'll never touch
My P. List has 27 girls on it. I still don't know why I put the third one on there.
I showed my P. List to my friend. He cried. I didn't even tell him my secret password.
My P. List is my life. My life is a mess. My P. List is a disaster.
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a cheat sheet of every girl you’ll never get to second base with
I checked my P. List before school. I had 5 new girls added. I got a little emotional.
My P. List is longer than my to-do list. Both are impossible to finish.
I showed my P. List to my crush. She added me to her P. List. I died a little.
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the ultimate proof that you're the weakest link in the group chat
My P. List is a daily reminder that I'm the last one to get picked for lunch.
I keep my P. List on my phone. My phone is my only friend.
I showed my P. List to my mom. She asked if I was still dating my math teacher.
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