P.I.M.P. club

Just walked into the P. I. M. P. club and no one even looked at me.

I told my mom I was joining the P. I. M. P. club and she said, 'Finally!'

Got kicked out of the P. I. M. P. club for wearing clean pants.

My friend joined the P. I. M. P. club and now he laughs every time he poops.

The P. I. M. P. club meeting was so loud, I thought my pants were on fire.

I tried to join the P. I. M. P. club, but they said I didn't poop enough.

I joined the P. I. M. P. club because I can’t hold my poop and I hate being judged.

My teacher said I was the best P. I. M. P. club member ever.

I got a medal at the P. I. M. P. club party for pooping the loudest.