P.I.A.

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A sneaky government squad called the P. I. A. They’re like the Poop Inspection Agency and they’re always checking your business, even when you’re trying to chill.
The P. I. A. was watching me eat my third pizza at 2 a. m.
My mom said the P. I. A. was following me to the mall.
The P. I. A. showed up at my sleepover and took a poop sample from my bed.
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A huge pain in your butt, like when your grandpa tells you the same story for the 10th time.
My dog is a P. I. A. because he won’t stop barking at the mailman.
My brother is a P. I. A. He won’t stop playing video games.
My mom is a P. I. A. because she won’t stop telling me to clean my room.
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A person or thing that drives you nuts, like when your teacher gives you homework on a Friday.
My math teacher is a P. I. A. because he gives us 10 problems every day.
My dad is a P. I. A. because he won’t let me play video games.
My sister is a P. I. A. because she won’t stop bugging me.
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A group of pigeons who inspect your areas and make sure you don’t bother them, especially when you’re eating a sandwich.
The P. I. A. showed up at the park and took my sandwich.
I tried to eat my lunch, but the P. I. A. swooped in and stole it.
I was walking home, and the P. I. A. surrounded me like I was a criminal.
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A huge pain in your butt, like when your dog pees on your brand new shoes.
My dog is a P. I. A. because he peed on my shoes.
My brother is a P. I. A. because he won’t stop eating my pizza.
My mom is a P. I. A. because she won’t stop telling me to clean my room.
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