Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is when you beg the heavens to save you from your own stupidity.

P. H. M. G I just ate my entire lunch in one bite

P. H. M. G My dog just chewed up my homework

P. H. M. G I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my face in the toilet

2

When you're so lost you wish God would just take over your life.

P. H. M. G I'm lost in the mall and my phone is dead

P. H. M. G I tried to cook and now my house smells like burnt hair

P. H. M. G I took a wrong turn and now I'm in the wrong state

3

A desperate cry for help when your life is falling apart.

P. H. M. G My mom is screaming at me and my dog is howling

P. H. M. G I failed my math test and I didn't even study

P. H. M. G I tried to play video games and my brother stole my controller

4

When you're so tired you just want God to finish your sentences for you.

P. H. M. G I've been awake for 48 hours and I can't think straight

P. H. M. G I just finished my 10th homework problem and I’m gonna cry

P. H. M. G I tried to do my science project and now I'm crying in the hallway

5

A loud, angry yell to the sky when things go from bad to worse.

P. H. M. G My dog pooped on my shoe and my mom is yelling

P. H. M. G I spilled my cereal and now I can't eat

P. H. M. G I got detention and now I can't go to the movies